Nearly three years ago I wrote a blog post about how I was losing the dating game. Update: Not much … More
Tag: Opinion
Why do I anthropomorphize my problems?
In one of my recent blog posts, I wrote about my demons. A couple comments acknowledged that I, like now, … More
How long can we run from our demons before they catch us?
I’m at the point in my life where it’s nearing time for an exorcism. I have some demons haunting me, … More
Dear Democrats
Dear Democratic partisans everywhere, I’m gonna need you to take a seat. And to be quiet. For at least five … More
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker: First Reported Time Traveler From 1955 to 2015
*Great Scott! Many United States citizens have been wondering why Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker seems a bit backwards and out-of-touch. … More
Lily Allen: Humor Done Right
True Life: I’m obsessed with Lily Allen. Seriously, she is so cool. Lily Allen’s music is ironic, witty, and hilarious. … More
Why I’m no longer reading Thought Catalog
Evidently, I’m not the only one who no longer wants to read Thought Catalog. Even though it’s one of the … More
People who don’t get it
As writers, we often come across people who don’t “get it.” I’ve written poems to the people who don’t understand … More